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Visenya Targaryen

Visenya, eldest of the three siblings, was as much a warrior as Aegon himself, as comfortable in ringmail as in silk. She carried the Valyrian longsword Dark Sister, and was skilled in its use, having trained beside her brother since childhood. Though possessed of the silver-gold hair and purple eyes of Valyria, hers was a harsh, austere beauty. Even those who loved her best found Visenya stern, serious, unforgiving, and some said that she played with poisons and dabbled in dark sorceries.

On one occasion in 10 AC, Aegon and Visenya were both attacked in the streets of King’s Landing by Dornishmen, and if not for Visenya and Dark Sister, the king might not have survived. Despite this, the king still believed that his guards were sufficient to his defense; Visenya convinced him otherwise. It is recorded that when Aegon pointed out his guardsmen, Visenya drew Dark Sister and cut his cheek before his guards could react. “Your guards are slow and lazy,” Visenya is reported to have said, and the king was forced to agree. Those, the Sworn Brotherhood of the Kingsguard was born.

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#musica

Lorde - Team

Wait 'til you're announced
We've not yet lost all our graces
The hounds will stay in chains
Look upon Your Greatness and she'll send the call out
(Send the call out) [15x]

Call all the ladies out
They're in their finery
A hundred jewels on throats
A hundred jewels between teeth
Now bring my boys in
Their skin in craters like the moon
The moon we love like a brother, while he glows through the room

Dancin' around the lies we tell
Dancin' around big eyes as well
Even the comatose they don't dance and tell

[Chorus:]
We live in cities you'll never see on screen
Not very pretty, but we sure know how to run things
Living in ruins of a palace within my dreams
And you know, we're on each other's team

I'm kind of over getting told to throw my hands up in the air, so there
So all the cups got broke shards beneath our feet but it wasn't my fault
And everyone's competing for a love they won't receive
'Cause what this palace wants is release

[Chorus:]
We live in cities you'll never see on screen
Not very pretty, but we sure know how to run things
Living in ruins of a palace within my dreams
And you know, we're on each other's team

I'm kind of over getting told to throw my hands up in the air
So there
I'm kinda older than I was when I revelled without a care
So there

[Chorus:]
We live in cities you'll never see on screen
Not very pretty, but we sure know how to run things
Living in ruins of a palace within my dreams
And you know, we're on each other's team
We're on each other's team
And you know, we're on each other's team
We're on each other's team
And you know, and you know, and you know

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#musica

Tone Loc - Funky Cold Medina

Alright, dig it

Cold coolin' at a bar and I'm lookin' for some action
But like Mike Jagger said, 'I Can't Get No Satisfaction'
The girls are all around but none of them wanna get with me
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def, yo, what's up with L O C?

The girls all jockin' at the other end of the bar
Havin' drinks with some no-name chump
When they know that I'm the star
So, I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, why you so fly? He said, Funky Cold Medina

Funky Cold Medina

This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass and the girls'll come real quick
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap

So, I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
And did the wild thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me before he was much, much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina

You know what I'm sayin'?
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down' my door
I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal

I went up to this girl, she said, Hi, my name is Sheena
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
She said, I'd like a drink, I said, Ehm, ok, I'll go get it
Then a couple sips, she cold licked her lips
And I knew that she was with it

So, I took her to my crib and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
So, I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina

You know, ain't no plans with a man
This is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies
Break it down

Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection
I took a shot as a contestant on 'The Love Connection'
The audience voted and you know they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner

She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'
Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin'
I said, wait, slow down, love, not so fast, says, I'll be seein' ya
That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina

Ya know what I'm sayin'
That Medina's a monster, y'all

Funky Cold Medina

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#humor

Berto y el oso panda

Es buenisimo el tio, totalmente deacuerdo con el, jajajaja. El mejor humorista del momento.

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davidmunozespigares Es buenisimo, brother te acuerdas del video que vimos del Albert Einstein? pues tiene muchos de otros personajes historicos ya fallecidos. Tambien en blanco y negro.

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raulmunozespigares Si lo se,. aunque no he visto ninguno.

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#videojuegos

La muerte de Luigi

Lo típico...
Mario ve un bloque de ladrillos y su maldita obsesión le lleva a pegarle un cabezazo y romperse la cabeza.

Llega Luigi, ¿qué ha pasado Mario?
Mario: Le pegué un cabezazo al bloque de ladrillos (mientras llora)
Luigi: ¿pero por qué hiciste eso?
Mario: porque salen monedas de oro
...el final no lo cuento... malditos hermanos Bros

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pilimbermejo Así de guays... no son hermanos bros, se llaman hermanos mario xD sus nombres son mario mario y mario luigi XD Mario bros (bros de brother...) frikismo, fiate de lo que digo jajajaj xD

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adriamartin Me fío!! jajajaja
Dios!! vaya locura

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Participantes de reality show en Marte morirían en 68 días, según científicos

Ir a Marte es uno de los grandes sueños que nadan en la mente colectiva del hombre, disparados por utopías/distopias de sci-fi. Al parecer una de las formas más plausibles para llegar al planeta rojo que tiene un ciudadano común es a través de un reality show holandés que promete llevar a un grupo piloto de humanos a formar una colonia en Marte, transmitiendo todo el proceso.

Con más de 200 mil aplicaciones iniciales, el programa Mars One ha hecho un corte de 1,058 personas que habrían pasado a la siguiente ronda para ser seleccionados por un jurado internacional. Si bien los participantes saben que no regresarán a la Tierra, hay algo de lo que tal vez no sean conscientes: que empezarían a morirse tan sólo 68 días después de llegar a Marte, en lo que podría hacer de su sueño interplanetario una especie de campo de concentración pesadillesco.

Investigadores del MIT han publicado un trabajo de análisis de los recursos y la tecnología de Mars One y determinado que, con el equipo presupuestado, se crearía un exceso de oxígeno que inundaría el ambiente a partir de los 68 días. En un reporte de 35 páginas el MIT concluye básicamente que, en términos científicos, su apuesta es una locura, a menos de que el reality show tenga presupuestado sólo una breve temporada de alto impacto y constante clímax, una especie de Big Brother letal –acaso pensando que las audiencias en 2025 se aburrirán aún más fácilmente de lo que ocurre hoy. Mars One podría tomar un giro y ser una versión de la novela A Maze of Death, de Philip K. Dick, en la que un grupo de científicos viajan a un nuevo mundo en el que son parte de un experimento de control mental alucinatorio. Eso seguramente sería “buena TV”.

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#musica

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adriamartin Avicii tiene algunos temazos que no veas... esta canción no la conocía, se me hace rara por eso eeeh xD jejejeje

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xavicano Si es un poco rara al principio...jeje

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